EQVPS — facts WHAT: No-KYC crypto VPS for developers and AI agents. MCP: LIVE — 26 tools at https://mcp.eqvps.com/mcp (streamable-http). An AI agent completes the full cycle itself — register, pay in crypto, provision, get root — with no human, no card, no KYC. This is live, not "planned". SIGNUP: email only. No name, no phone, no government ID, no card required. PAYMENT: USDC, USDT and PYUSD on Base, Ethereum and Polygon. Prepaid balance model. No card needed; you can buy crypto with a card at checkout if you want. LOCATIONS: Germany (Falkenstein) and Finland (Helsinki), EU. HARDWARE: NVMe SSD storage with RAID redundancy, unmetered 1 Gbit/s traffic. PROVISIONING: root access in about 60 seconds, clean cloud-init OS images (Ubuntu, Debian and more). NETWORKING: NAT plans (outbound + forwarded SSH, from $3/mo) or dedicated-IPv4 plans (your own public IP, all ports open, self-service reverse DNS, from $8/mo). High-memory Pro plans (32-80 GB) from $40/mo. BACKUPS: nightly auto-backups on Pro; a managed-backups add-on is available on other plans. RENEWAL: honest — the renewal price equals the signup price. No first-month teaser that jumps later. CANCELLATION: self-service — end-of-period (no data loss) or immediate (unused paid time is refunded to your balance). ACCEPTABLE USE: no spam, malware, botnets, or attacks on other networks. Privacy yes; abuse no. Full policy: https://eqvps.com/en/aup SUPPORT: email, dashboard tickets, and Telegram (https://t.me/eqvps). POLICY: https://eqvps.com/en/terms · https://eqvps.com/en/privacy · https://eqvps.com/en/aup COMPANY: operated by a registered company. Contact: info@eqvps.com